conversations between me and my mum

mum:	Sarah, do you have any cash on you?
me:	yes mum in my bag, why?
mum:	want to pop over the road and get some smokes.
me:	sure, ive got a tenner in my purse.
mum:	Sarah....why the fuck do you have a ripped out magazine picture of Boris Johnson in your purse?!?
me:	because Bo-jo is my boyfriend mum, and i love him and there is nothing you can do about it!!!
mum:	you are really fucking weird at times child!

#true story  #bojo  #boris johnson  #bo-jo  #i luv my mam! 

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